JoKeS aNd HuMoUr

Sahar wrote:

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

Thats for U Fareed (Heartruler).

Ek pathan ko jub pata chala k us ki mangeter ka kisi se koi affair nahi hai, to us ne mengni torh di ye keh ker "jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kya hogi"

Tum teeno ne to fareed ki le hi li .

lol...haan haan FEEED BHAI...SUN LO..YARA.....

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:

Sahar wrote:

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No!
And the guy lived happily ever after.

i agree...lol!!!

who is fareed???????

m_sabeer wrote:

Sahar wrote:

Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai

Thats for U Fareed (Heartruler).

thnx brothers mujhe yeh sab kehnay ka ..wese soch soch ki baat hoti hai

oooh ok so you are fareed......dont worry dear dont take anything onheart ...just tell them all kay while i dont find the RIGHT PERSON for ma....im enjoying with the wrong ones

sahar anty aap k mazak to itne hasne wale hote hain na

Ants were taking bath and elephant jumped into pool.
ants go out of water. one ant climbed on to the back
of elephant, all ants cried " dubo dubo k mar sale ko". sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya

Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo

man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki
se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
manager: so .. sir what can i do?
Main: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.


woh koun sa waqt hota hai jab bhai bhai ka nahi
beta baap ka nahi, maa beti ki nahi,
beta maa ka nahi hota?
answer: jab shadi main awaz ati hai khana khul gaya


2008 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,
jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.


Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.
ek admi ne pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation
karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala ata hai


Ek pathan k pass blank message aya,
pathan us number pe phone kar k bola.
tum ko pata hai yara
tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai

hmmm........

ye a doc ka hai kaise lage anty

blaze aunty ho gee tumhari begum....baji kehtey hoye takleef hoti hai tumhein..........and y you are taking ADoc side.....lol.....his joke was not a joke.....and
other jokes you hv posted are good

Adoc sorry dear.... i didnt mean anything bad...but the same joke once my sis told me...and i asked this same question ...ka is mein hansna kab tha.

IN 1980's girl says mama jeans ki pent pehen ioon, mama says nahi log kiya soche ge.
IN 2008 girl says mama mini skurt pehen ioon, mama says pehen meri bachi "kuch to pehen"/

An English professor wrote the words. 'A woman without her man is nothing' on the blackboard and directed to the students to puntuate it correctly.
A man wrote. "A woman, without her man, is nothing".
A woman wrote. A women : without her , man is nothing".

Q: Why does letter A look like a flower ?
A: Cause a b (bee) alway come after it.

Q: What form of math discusses plant growth?
A: Geometry(Gee I am a tree).

Q: What 2 letters of alphabet contain nothing?
A: ...............MT.

Q: What room can people never enter?
A: A MUSHROOM.

Q: What starts with aT, ends with a T * full of T?
A: A TEAPOT.

blaze ....................uncle .....by the way....

Ek miya biwi hotel me jate hien, ek ladhki larhkay ko hi kehti he, biwi poochti he ye kon thiye?, wo kehta he tum mera dimagh kharab nahi karo,
abhi usko bhi batana he k tum kon ho.

hahahaha akheer.................

Ek lerhki ne adhi raat ko lerhke ko phone ker k bola is waqt ghar pe koi nahi he ajao
lerhka dourh k gaya to waqi me ghar me koi nahi tha derwaze per tala laga hoa tha.

While having a brain check up
Doctor: I regret to tell u that u have a brain tumor
Sardar: Yesss (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did u understand what i just told u
Sardar: yes ofcourse
Doctor: Then y r u so happy
Sardar: cuz that proves that i have a brain!

AAK DAFA AAK PATHAN CYCLE CHALA RAHA THA....SUDDENLY AAK LARKI AGGA AA GAYI PATHAN NA BRAKE LAGI PAR WO LARKI MA JA LAGA LARKI GUSA SA BOLI "PAGAL INSAN BRAKE NAHI MAR SAKTA THA" TO PATHAN BOLA"LAKAAAAA ABHI POORI CYCLE MARRI HA AB BRAKE BI MAROON"
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